Tagged: Wife

Jokes! 0

Jokes!

Once a married man was asked to perform a SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity and Threat) analysis on himself. This is what he wrote on his file.

My biggest STRENGTH is my WIFE.
My biggest WEAKNESS is my neighbor’s WIFE.
My OPPORTUNITY comes when my neighbor is out.
My THREAT is when I go out!

WIFE. 0

WIFE.

WIFE.

LIFE WITHOUT WIFE IS NOT A LIFE;

EVERYBODY ANXIOUS TO HAVE A WIFE;

WIFE IS REALLY A BRIGHT LIGHT;

TO GUIDE THE MAN IN HER BRIGHT LIGHT;

WIFE IS A FRIEND ; A FRIEND IN DEED;

SHE IS A FRIEND –A FRIEND IN NEED;

THE MODERN WIFE IS OF DIFFERENT TYPES;

SHE IS UNDOUBTEDLY A SHARP KNIFE;

BETTER TO LEAD A BACHELOR LIFE;

FOR LIFE WITHOUT WIFE IS A CARE FREE LIFE.

written by me,its my own collection:-debasis praghan.