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TORTOISE Vs CROW 0

Both Tortoise and Crow are thick friends.

Summer Season is going on .

The sun is throwing his sun rays in such a way that no tree in that place is having leafs full.

Since the crow can fly, it is thinking to change from the current place to another shelter in order to make his living.

AMERICAN HYPERBOLE 0

The ongoing hullabaloo surrounding the presidential primaries in the U.S. brings to sharp focus the fact that Americans are the champions of superlatives and the hyperboles. When the multi-state elections are conducted on the first Tuesday of February, they call it ‘Super Tuesday.’ The elections throw up not just delegates but Super-delegates as well.

BORN AT CROSS-ROADS 1

Hybrid is an animal or plant that has parents of different species or varieties. Mule is a classic example which is hybrid of a male donkey and a female horse. So is tigon, a hybrid of tiger and lion.
But in a world of fantasy, if we were to get special powers to cross-breed things – both animate and inanimate – what might we do? I, for one, think of strange and funny possibilities, some of which I have enumerated below:

UNISEXUAL NAMES 3

Some times names of people create lot of problems for us & even for the person who has that name. Names create problems because of their pronounciation , spelling & sometimes because of the gender . Yes by gender I mean that there are names which are unisexual . Both men & women can have that name. So I decided to prepare a list of Hindi names which are unisexual in nature. Here are some names which I can remember
1) SHAKTI
2) SONU
3) KAMAL
4) KIRAN
5) SANTOSH
6) PREM
7) KAMLESH
8) MITHLESH
9) RAAJ
10 ) POONAM
11) SHASHI

short way to earn money 0

Few days ago a member of yahoo answer group asked a question that how to earn huge amount of money in very short time. I replied him to do some illigal work ya invest in share market
people are comming to share market day by day.But many of them have no sufficient knowledge of market.So they often huge amount of loss.
But share market is so easy.So take it as a easy matter.
Suppose someone give you rs 1000000000 to do some business.Then you should think what business is suitable to you and also you should think the future of this business.
First think about some business,like.

LifeTime Prepaid in just Rs. 99/- 1

In our city Kolhapur this day was different than other for telecom sector. In local newspaper ad was published that “Lifetime prepaid for just Rs.99” I wondered & ignored that ad. I was thinking that there might be some conditions of purchasing new handset to get new Lifetime card. So I ignored that.
Now it was about 5 p.m. My friend called me & said, “Hey,come here I want Rs.100 urgently.” So I went to that place and I was shocked to see that a long queue was for a “Lifetime Prepaid.” I asked there for what purpose the queue was? I got the expected answer.

CAPSULED IN TROUBLE 0

Years ago, as a PG student, I was assigned to work on a dissertation titled ‘Duodenal Mucosal Study in Malabsorption Syndrome’. The study entailed taking the intestinal biopsy using a tool called ‘Crosby Capsule’.

TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY BE HAPPY ! 0

A Good-Night Rhyme
By Corporate- Cuckoo..!
Morning Blues ..!
Roses Blooms !

Sunshine Splashes !
Lotus “ Hi-His “ !

Wind Blows out..!
Trees dance out !

Melody peers up..!
Magic sours up..!

Kids get up..!
Kitchen dress-up !

Clock rounds-up..!
Command sounds up !

School opens up !
Education claps up !

Hours goes-up ..!
Lunch breaks-up !

Sport follows-up..!
Spirit ends up..!

Pool-car catches up..!
Golmol snatches-up..!

Home-work mounts up..!
Tea-cups count up..!

Evening wraps-up..!
Entertainment pops up.!